A bird shat on me!! Right on the middle of my bouncing head!! Good Crappy Morning, World!!
At first I was irritated by the bird murmurations. But, later, a friend shared an article that explains how being shat on by a bird is a greatly positive omen. Indeed, the article suggests I should buy a lottery ticket. We can use some great luck as described in the article:
"If any bird drops its poop on the top of your head, it’s meant to be extremely good luck. Let’s face it, the odds of this happening are extremely rare, so take it as a sign that good fortune is heading your way."
Dear Birds,
I welcome your
murmured Blessings
despite
the uniqueness of
your splotchy
messenger.
Please let it
be so
even
without a winning
lottery ticket.
Let
me know the
ecstasy of
flight
making paintings with
the blue
sky
that can be
entitled "Bliss,"
"Flight,"
"Freedom," or any
of their
variations.
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